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| Uploading this took a lot more effort than I expected. Still funny as hell tho...
If u can't read it try clicking it.
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Figured out how to record my guitar playings on my digital recorder and
transfer em to my computer. I you wanna listen i can send you some
stuff. They sound kinda crappy but you get the main idea...
i'm a badass...
not really.
by the way, i downloaded some new cd's this week i really love. The
Flaming Lips: Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robot and Iron & Wine: Our
Endless Numbered Days. I give both groups 2 thumbs way up. that's all
for now. there's a fair chance i'll update this in another 4 months or
so.
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| I would like to note that I have no intention of restarting this blog.
I just find this too funny not to share and it wont fit into my
profile.
Redneck Barfight:
"uh uh man, naw man, you dont wanna rile me man, you just riled
the wrong mother fucker man. Naw you don’t even know man, I’m the last
guy you wanna fuck with man, cuz you don’t know me man, I’ll fuckin’
kill ur ass man, you don’t even know man. You don’t know man, I’m like
a mother fuckin’ earthquake… wrapped in a hurricane… nestled in a box
of tsunamis man. That’s what I am man, I’ll kick your ass, I’m like a
mother fuckin’ natural disaster times triplicate, man. Fuckin’ waiting
to go off and kick ur ass! You don’t even know man, cuz I’m trained in
super secret martial arts man, shit I cant even tell you about man. I
had to live underwater for a year man, to learn this shit man, you
don’t even know. I know fuckin’ 46 ways to kill you with a pimento my
man, so don’t fuck with me. You don’t wanna fuck with me cuz I know
super ninja shit like… RIGHT NOW! I just turned invisible!! You didn’t
even know that! I just turned invisible man!!
You’re just looking at me cuz u can hear my voice and that’s but I just
turned invisible. You think you see me, but I just put on my
invisibility on to you, so you’re Double Visible now! What u gonna do
mother fucker? U can run but you cant hide, cuz I’ll find ur ass cuz ur
fuckin’ double visible… I‘m invisible…. So that fuckin‘ negates
itself man! We both disappear. How you like that shit man!? I’ll
fuckin’ kill you, I know super secret… you don’t even know, I can take
my fuckin’ eyelash and go ‘boop’
and it fuckin’ pokes in ur eye and ur fucking dead man! You’re dead for
an HOUR! But you don’t even know it man, u been walking around,
thinking ur alive but u’ve been dead for an hour man, goin “Hey man, this jukebox play some… epp, drrr…. I’m dfsodiufo…”
you don’t even know man, whatever man, ur dead! You don’t know man, cuz
you opened up the wrong mother fucking can of worms bitch! You opened
up the wrong can of worms man. Cuz this is u goin “Ah, Was’ this can of worms? I is gonna try them out! See what’s up in here man.”
So you fuckin’ open it up and, you know, it takes u a long time cuz u
got on of them old fashioned can openers that aint electric and has to
crank out like this… and u try to get the top off. but be
careful, it’s sharp, and u pull it back and say
“oooo look at that! It aint nothing but a stupid ‘ol can of worms.
What’s that about? I don’t give a shit about them stupid worms.”
and when ur back’s turned… all those worms clime on top of each other
to form ONE BIG WORM!! AND KILL YOU WITH THEIR WORMLIKE VERASITY!!!”
If you read all of that, I congratulate you.
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| Man do I love Christmas. Waking up Christmas morning and opening
presents with the family is one of the best feelings ever. Today in
church there was a new priest I’ve never seen. He was from Spain and
gave a sermon on "peace" but because of his accent it sounded like
"piss". I've never had to struggle so hard not to laugh in church. My
dad gets the award for best present. He gave me a Crown Royal box set
with a handle and 4 sweet looking glasses. The handle was empty
unfortunately but the glasses kick ass. The funny part was what my dad
said when he gave it to me. He went out of town a month ago and I
helped myself to about half of his Crown handle so when he gave me mine
he said, “I know the bottle is empty but that’s because you and
your friends already drank half of mine last month.” The joke was funny
but it doesn’t get me drunk. I think I’ll do what Paul suggested and
buy him a Viper but when he goes to get inside he’ll realize that it
doesn’t have an interior or anything under the hood. Then I’ll be like,
“YOUR MOVE OLD MAN!” Then I can put him in a home...
or put down.
Whatever’s cheaper.
not really
Peace all.
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| damn. I just wrote an assload of shit but am too drunk not to click off
this page. now I have to start all over!!!! anyways, I saw meet the
fockers tonight and drank a significant amount of crown royal (the best
whiskey ever). Then I went over to my good friend addison's and drank
some vodka and now I’m home. all in all, it was a successful evening. I
just found out that I’m going to OU next semester, which is highly
awesome. Instead of drinking with Adam, I get to drink with Nathan. I
will miss all the awesome times I had at Baylor with Adam but I think
that OU is the place for me. Hmmmmmm.... I guess
that's all for now. Peace out all 4 people who read this.
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